Logo

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

11.06.2025 04:50

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Corbin Burnes To Undergo Tommy John Surgery - MLB Trade Rumors

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t buy bullshit

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Tulsa, Oklahoma, plans more than $105m in reparations for America's 'hidden' massacre - BBC

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Scientists Predict a Million-Fold Drop in Oxygen — Here’s What it Means for Earth’s Future - The Daily Galaxy

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I actually pay taxes

I can read

France blown away! Records sent tumbling as Les Bleus concede five goals for the first time in 56 YEARS against incredible Spain - Goal.com

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I can count

Pedro Pascal, Ariana Grande and Dua Lipa Sign Open Letter Supporting Federal Funding for LGBTQ+ Youth Suicide Prevention - Variety

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Is Jesus God almighty?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Can the right person make a narc want to change their ways? Is love that powerful? Has anyone seen this or experience it?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I see through liars

I have a reading level above third grade

17 more Rite Aid stores to close in WA, including 4 Bartell Drugs - The Seattle Times

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma Review - RPGFan

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t cotton to rapists

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP